Pissin’ into the Wind I checked into the bar last week Around 2 or 3 pm I heard a country-western drinkin’ song The jukebox was playin’ So I got a beer and just started talkin’ To this lost soul that was drinkin’ And he didn hafta say a word, His story was written on his skin Pissin’ into the Wind Fillin’ up my pint glass again Feels like I’m pissin’, pissin’ Into the wind (And I says) Well, I bought me a college education Dropped 50 or 60 grand Learned why to hate the president And how to pass exams But these days I scuffle down the sidewalk Today I’m headin’ down to Papa John’s Goin’ to submit my seven-teenth Job application (yes ‘n’ I’m) Pissin’ into the Wind Flat broke and busted again Feels like I’m pissin’, pissin’ Into the wind (right into the wind) (And he says) It’s always good to share a beer Glad I’m not the biggest loser here He put his money down and turned around And headed out into the afternoon But in 5 minutes he come back in He was all wet, I said “what happened?” And he says “you know the toilet’s broke and I went ‘round back and You won’t believe what happened…” (God knows I’m) Pissin’ into the Wind Wasted and worthless again Feels like I’m pissin’, pissin’ Into the wind Pissin’ into the Wind Here’s to higher education And I’m pissin’, pissin’ What is it that I’m missin’? Won’t you look at how it glistens? Into the wind